Do I have to show up with my A game?
Or can I just show up?
How about if I show up in my pajamas?
My A game is definitely down today. Might be best not to show up at all, even in pajamas. Does anyone have the number for calling in sick to life?
Sore throat, earache, head ache, me ache. Sleep remains elusive and fickle. The doctor and I get to chat today. With any luck I’ll leave with a prescription or two or five that will a.) help me sleep; b.) take away some of this dumb pain; and c.) cure whatever this is that’s ailing me. Maybe he can even write one up for d.) an attitude adjustment that minimizes whininess and self-pity.
It’s probably a virus. That’s why I’ve waited this long to visit with the doc. When I go to the doctor only a…
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